I Went On A Real Live Date well Dinner But I can Dream

Today I actually went on a real live date and, found that he is one of the random blokes that means what he says, and he paid for dinner (Chinese My Favourite LOL) which is all well and good, but even when he was telling me about his past and how he has been on TV and was A Milky Bar kid, and dated a boy band member (that isn't out), worked with McFly, Girls Aloud, He is also a High Up Director for a bank and is a paramedic, you would even want to date his mother as she is a high court judge unfortunately I kid you not he actually is Prince Fucking Charming!!!!!!!!! Or as I like to call it, he handed you his shit in a bag and it really did smell like roses, because as we all know mainly from experience, that some guys spin you lines, that you so know what they are saying is complete bullshit, but they are also trying to make you think that what they are smelling actually is roses.

I even found out that all my ex's are all happy with new relationships, this goes to Kev (who hands you shit and tries to make you think they are roses), his new boyfriend Nigel has moved in and they are all happy, and Nigel treated him so well on Valentines Day, they went out for a meal he got Kev Diamonds (Or some sort of jewellery, stopped listening after they said they were really "Happy" Together ) and I should come and stay with them because his business is going really well, and all the shit he told me, really was shit, this is never good to learn when you were supposed to be staying with him. My valentines day consisted of the usual.

1. Bottle Of Wine Or Two (Fuck it lets say four who am I trying to kid?????)
2. DVD's
3. Long Bath With Bubbles
4. To Many Tubes of Ben And Jerry's that you are going to be spending the next six weeks at the gym to try and get the weight back off.
5. Sofa with big Cushions
6. Duvet With me in it watching the many DVD's

Also today I was walking home from my date trying to get hold of the princess, as I needed some female/lesbian/mother/fag hag/butch/straight advice about why I really wanted to ask the guy I went out on a date with and never did!!!! Come on this is so not me, I really do just grab the bulls balls (try saying that three times fast) and give them a good squeeze, when I saw a bloke who I used to date looking absolutely fantastic sent one of those, we haven't spoken in ages, did things work out for the best e-mails, yes people you guessed it Richard was walking with friends to somewhere probably Revenge (Cheap Drink Night) and he looked good, and I am talking the real good, the one you would have in a heart beat. ( I ask A Question, why when you see your ex do they always and I mean always look better than you do?????)

Well People as It is 3 a.m. I think I better get some sleep I am up at six WOOHOO

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